The Standridge Almanac — The Ozark Year, Written in the Margins
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The Three-Day Country

How long would your family eat if the trucks stopped tonight?

Count it. Most American homes hold about three days of food. The stores behind them, three more. After that you are standing in a parking lot with a thousand other people who also figured somebody else had a plan.

That is not a movie. That is arithmetic. One storm, one blackout, one bad week at the ports, and it is your kitchen.

Your great-grandparents in the hills never worried about any of this. Not because their lives were easier. They were harder. But they knew how to do things. They fed eight children off one Ozark ridge through the Depression with no generator, no gadgets, and nobody coming to help.

And then we let all of it die with them. One generation. That is all forgetting takes.
Introducing: The Standridge Almanac
Orval Standridge • Volume I

THE STANDRIDGE ALMANAC

The Ozark Year, Written in the Margins
Illustrated Field Edition
Orval Standridge
Twelve months of the skills that fed, warmed, and kept the hill families of the Ozarks — with the numbers corrected where the old way was wrong.

My grandfather Eli Standridge never kept a diary. He kept almanacs — one for every year, 1931 to 1968, stacked above the stove — and he wrote what mattered in the margins. When to kill the hog. Which lime water held the eggs. The year the well went bad, and why.

Before he died, he made me promise the margins would not die with him. This book is that promise kept. No filler. No 900 pages of padding. Every page is a skill, a diagram, or a number you can use.

  • NOVEMBER
    The dry cure, to the gram — meat that keeps hanging in open air, the way it kept for two hundred years: 1 oz per pound, 7 days per inch, and the three lines that decide everything
  • JULY
    The acid rule of canning, and the people who died learning it — the one number (pH 4.6) that divides every jar into safe or deadly, drawn as a chart your grandmother never had
  • APRIL
    The safe water map — where a well or spring lives on your land, in feet, and the myth about cold clear water that filled churchyards
  • MAY
    Poke sallet the one safe way — three boils or nothing, diagrammed, plus the honest grading of every plant on the granny women's shelf
  • JUNE
    The spring house — cold storage that runs on nothing, in cross-section, holding the low 50s through an Ozark July
  • AUGUST
    Water-glassing eggs — 12 to 18 months without refrigeration, the 1917 extension method, and the one mistake that ruins the crock
  • DECEMBER
    Soap from wood ash and waste fat — the egg-float test, the 1-to-3 proportion, and the burn nobody warns you about
  • OCTOBER
    The year they flooded the valleys — Bull Shoals 1951, the Riverways 1964, the Buffalo 1972: the true dates behind the skills they took
  • EVERY MONTH
    THE YEAR THEY TOOK IT — the date, the name, and what your family lost, in every chapter

Drawn the way your grandfather would have drawn it

This is the Illustrated Field Edition: twelve hand-styled diagrams in the manner of the old farm bulletins, because a picture your eyes trust beats a page of paragraphs.

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THE SAFE WATER MAP
50 ft · 100 ft · uphill
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CANNING DECISION CHART
pH 4.6 divides the world
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ONE HOG, ONE WINTER
the full cut map
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THE DRY CURE
weighed · cold · timed
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FIREWOOD RULE
under 20% moisture
THE SEASONAL ROUND
the year on one wheel
The Man Behind the Margins

Eli Standridge, 1897–1971, fed a family off one Ozark ridge straight through the Depression. Garden, hog, smokehouse, spring, cellar, rifle — and a few hundred small pieces of knowledge he did not consider remarkable in the slightest.

He kept no diary. He kept the year's almanac, and he wrote in its margins in carpenter's pencil: what worked, and what he crossed out. The crossed-out lines were the most valuable thing in the house — the version that put somebody in bed for a week, marked so nobody tried it twice.

The Standridge Almanac is that record put in order and tested against what we know now. Where the old way was right, it says so. Where it was flat wrong, it says that too — with the corrected number from the USDA, the CDC, and the university extension offices, named in the book so you can check every figure yourself.

"Where tradition and the tested number disagreed, the tested number won. Every time. That is what the crossed-out lines were for." — Orval
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  • The complete Almanac — 12 monthly chapters, the full Ozark year in order
  • 12 field diagrams — the water map, the canning chart, the cut map, the cure timeline, and more
  • The Numbers That Keep You Alive — 4 printable reference tables (post them in the kitchen)
  • The Plant Sheet — every remedy graded honest: proven, plausible, tradition, or avoid
  • The Seasonal Round — the whole year on one wheel
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Plain Answers
Is this a printed book?

No — it is a PDF you download the minute you buy, sized to read on a phone, a tablet, or printed at home. The four reference tables are made to print and post in the kitchen.

Is this one of those doomsday books?

No. The stores are open and the lights are on. This is inheritance, not panic: the skills your great-grandfather used every ordinary week, told with the honest numbers.

Are the methods safe?

That is the whole point of the book. Where the old way was dangerous — curing, canning, wild plants, lye — the Almanac gives the corrected figure from the USDA, CDC, and university extension services, and names the source so you can check it yourself. The boxes marked READ THIS TWICE exist for exactly this reason.

How long is it?

Sixty-four pages with no filler: 12 chapters, 12 diagrams, 4 printable appendices. Every page is a skill, a picture, or a number. And every future edition is free — the Almanac grows, and you own every page that follows.

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"Write it in the margin, neighbor. The margins are how we last." — Orval Standridge

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